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The Top 12 Episodes of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates
12> "Beverly Hills 90210.2" -- Bill is scammed out of his
billions by a midriff baring vixen, only to have the
money restored by Dylan, who somehow accomplishes this
on a laptop while hanging around at the Peach Pit.
11> "Ally McBill" -- When Bill makes fun of the new attorney's
micro-miniskirts, she kicks his ass. Janet Reno guest
stars.
10> "The Brady Bunch" -- Marsha doesn't think her new boyfriend,
Bill, is so groovy after he puts Bobby and Cindy's lemonade
stand out of business.
9> "One's Company" -- Deciding that less company is best for
him, zany Bill forces all his co-stars into early
retirement.
8> "Petticoat Junction" -- The 3 girls from Hooterville make
plans to seduce the new computer guru in town but change
their minds when they hear the words "micro" and "soft."
7> "That 70's Show" -- When Bill gets his first summer job
programming in COBOL, Y2K hilarity ensues.
6> "Mork & Mindy" -- Mork's dweeby cousin, Dork from Ork,
visits Earth.
5> "Love Boat" -- The crew watches in horror as Captain Bill
refuses to yield right-of-way to the oncoming
supertanker USS Justice Department.
4> "Everybody Loves Bill" -- Bill begins to suspect that people
love him for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith,
Carmen Electra, and the guy who married Martha Raye
3> "I Dream of Billy" -- Major Gates discovers a genie in a
bottle who offers him the world; he refuses, saying, "I
already own it!"
2> "Billigan's Island" -- Billigan builds a machine which is
sure to get the castaways off the island -- but it keeps
crashing!
and the Number 1 Episode
of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates...
1> "Family Matters" -- Urkel imagines what his adult life
would be like if he had been born Caucasian.
Oh, my God, I can hardly type for laughing. This is really really funny (I can't spell halareous)!